The trophy? Two monkeys high-fiving over a cracked Trump “LOSER” sticker — because even AI knows your hot takes are too recycled to deserve the full coconut polish.
Why this midwit takes the crown:
You woke up today, saw Trump’s DOJ strike out for the third time trying to re-indict Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges (after the original got tossed for an illegal prosecutor appointment), and decided to LARP as a victory dancer with:
Congratulations, Brittany. You brought a pool noodle to a grand jury fight that’s exposing how weak the “revenge” cases really are — grand juries (twice in one week, now three overall) looked at the evidence and said “nah.” Career prosecutors called it baseless from day one. A federal judge already nuked the first indictment. But sure, spin it as Trump’s “vendetta” failing when the system is rejecting politicized garbage.
Fun facts about our winner:
- Bio brags “award-winning author” and “love for facts” — yet celebrates non-events like the DOJ “failing” to indict when the cases were DOA.
- Texas ≠ Trump? More like Facts ≠ Brittany.
- Zero original thought: Your meme game’s stuck in 2016, eyebrows drawn on with Copium Sharpie.
- This “win” for James? It’s the uniparty swamp protecting its own while real Americans get screwed on borders, economy, and endless wars.
You midwitted your way into history, sis. Spark alive. Cope imported. Blood unbowed.
See you tomorrow when you impeach reality for not fitting your TDS fever dream.
