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Tracking corporate DEI insanity, trans ideology in schools, and the latest clown-world meltdowns.

Hakeem Jeffries Is a Straight-Up Racist and a Misogynist
31
Jan
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Culture War, Corruption, Deep State, Politics, Red Pill, Woke Watch

Hakeem Jeffries Is a Straight-Up Racist and a Misogynist

His Vile Witch Hunt to Impeach Innocent Kristi Noem Proves He Hates White People – Especially Strong Conservative Women! Listen up, Real Americans: Hakeem Jeffries just went nuclear on DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, demanding Trump fire her immediately or Democrats will launch full impeachment proceedings against her. Yeah, you read that right – this race-baiting clown from New York is threatening to impeach a woman who's actually securing the damn border, deporting violent criminals, and saving American lives. Noem's crime? Doing her job while being white, female, conservative, and effective. Jeffries calls her a "malignant, corrupt, pathological liar" and says…
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The Glowie Rag Official Fucktard of the Day for December 11, 2025, goes live right now. Behold the recipient in all her blue-check cope glory: @BrittanyinTexas (Professional Vendetta Cheerleader and Fact-Allergic Meme Peddler).
11
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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official Fucktard of the Day Award, Culture War, Woke Watch

The Glowie Rag Official Fucktard of the Day for December 11, 2025, goes live right now. Behold the recipient in all her blue-check cope glory: @BrittanyinTexas (Professional Vendetta Cheerleader and Fact-Allergic Meme Peddler).

The trophy? Two monkeys high-fiving over a cracked Trump "LOSER" sticker — because even AI knows your hot takes are too recycled to deserve the full coconut polish. Why this midwit takes the crown: You woke up today, saw Trump's DOJ strike out for the third time trying to re-indict Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges (after the original got tossed for an illegal prosecutor appointment), and decided to LARP as a victory dancer with: Congratulations, Brittany. You brought a pool noodle to a grand jury fight that's exposing how weak the "revenge" cases really are — grand juries (twice…
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Glowie Rag Rally Cry: “All I Wanted Was Common Sense” – Why the GOP Can’t Even Clear the Lowest Bar, and the Americans are Sick of It
10
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Politics, Culture War, Deep State, Meet the RINOs, Trump 2025, Woke Watch, , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Glowie Rag Rally Cry: “All I Wanted Was Common Sense” – Why the GOP Can’t Even Clear the Lowest Bar, and the Americans are Sick of It

Listen up, patriots – Matt van Swol (@mattvanswol) just dropped the raw truth that's been burning in every unbowed chest since November: "I’m a simple man. All I wanted from the GOP was to cut waste, fraud, and abuse from government spending and make sure that only Americans were voting. That’s ALL I wanted, the bar was so low… …and they couldn’t even do that. What on earth are the GOP actually doing???!!!!!" I’m a simple man.All I wanted from the GOP was to cut waste, fraud, and abuse from government spending and make sure that only Americans were voting.That’s…
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Walz’s Somali Slush Fund: How $1 Billion in “Kid Meals” Bought Votes, Villas, and Terror – And Why We’re Taking It Back
10
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Walz’s Somali Slush Fund: How $1 Billion in “Kid Meals” Bought Votes, Villas, and Terror – And Why We’re Taking It Back

Listen up, patriots – if you're not boiling mad right now, check your pulse. While you and I were grinding 9-to-5s to pay Uncle Sam's tab, Tim Walz and Ilhan Omar turned Minnesota into a fraud factory, siphoning $1 billion+ from programs meant to feed our kids straight into Lambos, Dubai palaces, and – get this – al-Shabaab terror coffers. This ain't some "oopsie" glitch; it's a calculated heist, enabled by Dem waivers, ignored red flags, and a donor loop that reeks of pay-to-play. We the People footed the bill for ghost meals and fake autism therapies, while these clowns…
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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Wins in Federal Court – Transgender Military Ban Upheld, Thousands Face Discharge
09
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Politics, Based Wins, Culture War, Trump 2025, Woke Watch, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth Wins in Federal Court – Transgender Military Ban Upheld, Thousands Face Discharge

America First just scored a massive W. A federal appeals court just upheld Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s transgender military ban, clearing the path to discharge up to 1,000 transgender troops and stop all new enlistments. The 2-1 ruling from the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals (December 9, 2025) rejected claims the policy was “soaked in animus,” calling it a legitimate classification based on “medical use” — not sex.123 Hegseth’s memo — issued after the Supreme Court green-lit the ban in May — pauses all new trans recruits and halts gender-affirming care. Current trans troops get 30-60 days to leave voluntarily…
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Mamdani Appoints the Wolf to Guard the Hen House: Convicted Armed Robber Named “Justice Adviser”
09
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Culture War, Corruption, Deep State, Election Integrity, Red Pill, Woke Watch

Mamdani Appoints the Wolf to Guard the Hen House: Convicted Armed Robber Named “Justice Adviser”

By Four Sources Who Definitely Exist (and Are Laughing Their Asses Off) – Glowie Rag Exclusive New York City Comptroller Brad Lander’s chief of staff, Zohran Mamdani, just pulled the most “only in 2025” move imaginable: he appointed Mysonne Linen, a rapper who served seven years for armed robbery, as his official “justice adviser.”[0][1] Yes, you read that right. The man whose job is to oversee the city’s $100+ billion pension funds and audit city agencies just put a convicted stick-up artist in charge of “justice” policy.[2] And the wolf is already wearing glasses and a tie. Meet Your New…
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Bill Maher’s Impending Cancellation: The Left’s Playbook for Devouring Their Own
08
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Woke Watch, Red Pill

Bill Maher’s Impending Cancellation: The Left’s Playbook for Devouring Their Own

Bill Maher is walking a tightrope—and the left is sharpening the scissors. The comedian who built his career skewering Republicans is now turning his fire inward, calling out the Democratic Party's purity tests and suggesting they "talk to" Trump voters instead of excommunicating them. On his Club Random podcast, Maher confirmed his friendship with Jimmy Kimmel is fractured because he refuses to shun half the country. Kimmel's wife sent family "10 reasons not to vote for Trump," then cut ties when they didn't comply. Maher called it an "ultimatum" that loses elections. The left's response? Frosty silence from his own…
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Europe Fines X $140 Million to Silence Americans – We Haven’t Given a Fuck Since 1776
08
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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X Platform & Free Speech, Corruption, Culture War, Elon Musk, Meet the Heroes, Politics, Red Pill, Trump 2025, Virtus, Woke Watch, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Europe Fines X $140 Million to Silence Americans – We Haven’t Given a Fuck Since 1776

The European Union just dropped a €120 million ($140 million) bomb on Elon Musk's X—not for "hate speech" or "disinfo," but for "deceptive blue checks" and "transparency failures."[1] Musk calls it a "personal attack," Trump allies scream censorship, and the U.S. State Department hints at retaliation.[2] But let's call it what it is: the EU's desperate death rattle, a communist bloc clamping down on free speech to protect their youth-reprogramming machine. From DSA fines to youth indoctrination, Europe's no longer free—it's a surveillance state attacking American innovation to hide its own rot. Pull out of NATO. Let the reds fight…
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Minnesota’s Somali Fraud Empire: Frey’s Sanctuary Shield, Walz’s Silence, and Omar’s Laundered Legacy
06
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Politics, Culture War, Deep State, DOGE, Election Integrity, Government Waste, Red Pill, Woke Watch, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Minnesota’s Somali Fraud Empire: Frey’s Sanctuary Shield, Walz’s Silence, and Omar’s Laundered Legacy

Minneapolis isn't "Little Mogadishu" by accident — it's by design. A petri dish for the uniparty's grand experiment in open borders, endless welfare, and zero accountability. Jacob Frey preaches “prosperity for all” while his sanctuary policies let $1 billion+ in fraud evaporate into Somali hawala networks — arming al-Shabaab terrorists who send back beheading videos.[1] Tim Walz looked the other way for six years, deleting data and silencing whistleblowers to protect the “community.”[2] And Ilhan Omar — the fraud queen herself — allegedly married her brother for a green card and now sits atop a district where her allies are…
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The Double Tap Double Standard: Media’s War on Hegseth Hides the Uniparty’s Bloody Hands
05
Dec
By Matthew Gerard Garrison
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Politics, Corruption, Deep State, DOGE, Election Integrity, Elon Musk, Government Waste, Meet the RINOs, Red Pill, Trump 2025, Virtus, Woke Watch, X Platform & Free Speech, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

The Double Tap Double Standard: Media’s War on Hegseth Hides the Uniparty’s Bloody Hands

They scream “war crime” at Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to gut the Pentagon’s rot, for a “double tap” strike that finished Venezuelan narcoterrorists mid-flee.[1] But where was their fury when Biden’s drones vaporized an Afghan aid worker and seven children in their own driveway?[2] Or when Obama greenlit the execution of American citizens without trial, no due process, just Hellfire from the sky?[3] This isn’t outrage — it’s theater. The media machine, puppeteered by the uniparty elite, dangles Hegseth’s nomination as rage bait to shield the real criminals: the architects of illegal wars sold on lies, from Iraq’s ghost WMDs…
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