Mamdani Appoints the Wolf to Guard the Hen House: Convicted Armed Robber Named “Justice Adviser”
By Four Sources Who Definitely Exist (and Are Laughing Their Asses Off) – Glowie Rag Exclusive New York City Comptroller Brad Lander’s chief of staff, Zohran Mamdani, just pulled the most “only in 2025” move imaginable: he appointed Mysonne Linen, a rapper who served seven years for armed robbery, as his official “justice adviser.”[0][1] Yes, you read that right. The man whose job is to oversee the city’s $100+ billion pension funds and audit city agencies just put a convicted stick-up artist in charge of “justice” policy.[2] And the wolf is already wearing glasses and a tie. Meet Your New…
