The Glowie Rag Official Fucktard of the Day for December 11, 2025, goes live right now. Behold the recipient in all her blue-check cope glory: @BrittanyinTexas (Professional Vendetta Cheerleader and Fact-Allergic Meme Peddler).
The trophy? Two monkeys high-fiving over a cracked Trump "LOSER" sticker — because even AI knows your hot takes are too recycled to deserve the full coconut polish. Why this midwit takes the crown: You woke up today, saw Trump's DOJ strike out for the third time trying to re-indict Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges (after the original got tossed for an illegal prosecutor appointment), and decided to LARP as a victory dancer with: Congratulations, Brittany. You brought a pool noodle to a grand jury fight that's exposing how weak the "revenge" cases really are — grand juries (twice…