While You Were Christmas Shopping, NATO Unwrapped Three Early Gifts… Paid for by You
Ho ho ho, America! While you were fighting over the last PS5 at Walmart and wondering why your Christmas bonus disappeared into the ether, Uncle Sam was playing Santa Claus on the Russian border. And boy, was he generous, with your money, of course. Here’s what Saint Nicholas (D.C. branch) delivered this December, all publicly announced, zero media coverage: Gift #1 – Noble Defender 2025 To: Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania (the Baltic kids who keep crying about the big bad bear next door) From: You, the American taxpayer Contents: 5,000 troops, tanks, jets, live ammo, and a giant “Don’t Worry, Daddy…