Jasmine Crockett’s “Senate Run”: The Democrats’ Quiet Exit Strategy for a Liability
By Anonymous Sources** Close to the DNC – Leaked Exclusively to Glowie Rag **Who May or May Not Exist (and Probably Don’t) — Exclusively Imagined by the Warped Minds at Glowie Rag In the smoke-filled rooms of Democratic Party headquarters, where ambition goes to die, a decision was made: Jasmine Crockett has to go. Not with fanfare or a graceful bow-out—no, that would be too honest for a party built on illusion. Instead, they're handing her a golden ticket to a fool's errand: a U.S. Senate run in ruby-red Texas. It's the perfect off-ramp, the kind of "promotion" that clears…